The Cricket (!!!!)

slowdive · October 15th, 2005, 01:38 pm

WOW!!!!!!!!!

WARNEY was amazing today. Took the vital Sehwag wicket. Conceeded little runs as well. 'Twas an honour to see the master at work.

Was disappointed for Gilly to come out on 94 only to get out by Freddy.

The crowd was in full swing, the occasional fight, and, ohh my goodness, a streaker. He got spear tackled buck naked onto the moist SCG soil, wrapped up like a mummy, and carried away.
Chants being an insulting way on taking the piss out of each nationality, example:
"GET YOUR BITCH OFF OUR COIN!!!" called out from the Aussies to the Brits

To which, they replied "GET YOUR COIN OFF OUR BITCH!!!"

The Aussies rebuttle "GET YOUR MUM ON THE COIN!!!"
The crafty Pommies " YOUR MUM LIVES OFF MY COIN!!!"

The Aussies, unfortunately after that, shut their mouths.

Overall, disappointed by WIX performance, they're in for the sledging of a lifetime.

prodigyviolin101 · October 15th, 2005, 07:16 pm

What on earth are you going on about??!!

pifish · October 16th, 2005, 11:55 am

The Cricket! The ICC World IX versus Australia, it the six day "super test" and today was the third day, dissapointing effort by the Australian middle order, but it should be interesting to see how it wraps up tommorow.

Blombrink · October 16th, 2005, 11:58 am

Im soooo confused

mystery_editor · October 16th, 2005, 12:36 pm

Its Australia, England, and South Africa's national sports (pretty much).

For all those with attention spans:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cricket

Ahh, wikipedia. How many times have you explained everything to me?

Marlon · October 16th, 2005, 08:01 pm

Right....

M · October 16th, 2005, 10:28 pm

I feel so.... Un-English.

Sondagger · October 16th, 2005, 10:34 pm

I know what you mean Mies.

RD · October 16th, 2005, 10:37 pm

Well, how is anyone going to know with clockwerk's title? He said THE cricket, which makes it seems like a band or somthing. And his post doesnt make any sense either..

Also, I wouldnt trust wikipedia all the time. You have to remember its people like you and me who post there, so some of them are bound to be wrong.

dominate_ze_vorld · October 16th, 2005, 10:52 pm

I like Wikipedia though, because many people have viewed the articles, and they are deemed right or not. So I trust it. Because some articles aren't right, and they put a warning on there. But...

My expression when I first read clockwerk's post was: O.o

pifish · October 17th, 2005, 07:05 am

Yay! Australia gets the clean sweep of the series! Yay! Woaaaaw!

mystery_editor · October 17th, 2005, 09:58 am

WE WIIIIIIIIIINNN!!! IN YO FACE TEH REST OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!

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slowdive · October 17th, 2005, 10:05 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radical_Dreamer

Well, how is anyone going to know with clockwerk's title? He said THE cricket, which makes it seems like a band or somthing. And his post doesnt make any sense either..

Also, I wouldnt trust wikipedia all the time. You have to remember its people like you and me who post there, so some of them are bound to be wrong.

Fat man Kallis is absolutely useless. Don't see how he got test player of the year.

MacGill playing well shows how much he was needed in the Ashes.

an-kun · October 18th, 2005, 11:11 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radical_Dreamer

Well, how is anyone going to know with clockwerk's title? He said THE cricket, which makes it seems like a band or somthing. And his post doesnt make any sense either..

Also, I wouldnt trust wikipedia all the time. You have to remember its people like you and me who post there, so some of them are bound to be wrong.

You have to be incredibly ignorant or incredibly stupid to not know what Cricket is. No offence.

I dunno what series you guys are talking about. All I know is that England won the Ashes

pifish · October 18th, 2005, 11:54 am

We may have lost the Ashes, but they were close, and we just beat the ICC World IX! Yay!